Monday, November 13, 2006

One gone, five replace it

As you can tell, there was no photo of the banana today. Maybe it was eaten, more likely it crawled off to die. The really unfortunate part is that it's been replaced with a whole bunch of brown speckled bananas. The stench is already getting to be too much for me. I may have to put a stop to this in soon.

On another note, or rant if you prefer, how hard is it to do your laundry? I've lived in apartments and shared houses for well over a decade and there always seem to be someone in the building who can't figure out the laundry machines. It's really not that hard. Every place I've been to the washing machine is gone in about 30 minutes, the dryer in about an hour. All you need to do is pay attention to the number of times to Fox News says "terrorist" or "war"...7 times in half an hour, 14 in an hour.

I really hate having to pick out someone elses clothes from a washing machine. I don't want to see what kind of nasty leopard print thongs you have. And guys, if you are living on your own and still wear tighty-whities, STOP. Those are for six year olds and it makes you look like you're wearing a diaper; not a good thing for a grown-up. And one last one, if washing your underwear doesn't get out the skid-marks, throw them out...better still, learn some personal hygiene.

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