Can Cheney take Bush hunting next time?

I think by now we all know that Dick Cheney shot his hunting partner. But really does this surprise anyone, I mean I've heard from some pretty reliable sources that the man (if you can call Satan's spawn a man) eats babies with brimstone. I figured it was only a matter of time before the pure evil nature of the Republican government became undeniably evident. The only downside to the whole thing is that Bush wasn't there to be shot, we can only hope for the next time.

What did surprise me however was the fact the VP has a traveling medical detail. I've heard of a security detail, which I imagine is comprised of a half-dozen of more security guards, so what the hell is a medical detail? Does this man go around with his own MASH unit? After all the man literally has no heart left. Maybe that was it, maybe one of his hunting partners could have been a potential organ donor. Knowing the state of US "intelligence" gathering it's not surprising that Dick would have shot the wrong heart "donor".

And by the way, maybe the man wouldn't have so damn many heart problems if he actually walked around to hunt. It would seem that they were driving around when they saw the birds and decided to get out and try and shoot them. Then again, once you've sold your soul to the devil I suppose exercise is optional.