Part II: Shirts

Ok so moving down the body...well actually I guess we started that with the last example yesterday, but at least now we can put a shirt on that guy, though it's not likely to make things better. See for some reason it seems that there is a large number of guys out there who just don't have a clue.

Now we've all seen guys around town wearing an undershirt as well, outerwear. I really don't get this, do these guys not even look at the packages that these things come in? Now I'm not saying that these intellectual midgets are they kind of real men who abuse their spouse, but they are called wife beaters for a reason. So get the brain soap ready because here's a picture of a classy gentleman in his favoured attire. Please also note the moustache and and lack of a belt (something I'll get to another time). The only way it could be better would be if he had a mullet. Now unfortunately the types of people who wear these undershirts as tops don't read my blog...or have running water, but could someone please get the word out to them. For no other reason than I'm sick of seeing other guys armpits. Speaking of which, don't ever cut the sleeves off your t-shirts leaving a gaping hole large enough that I can see you navel. Unless you're a tailor you should never be altering your own clothing, ever!

The next group that needs to be admonished are those that wear free t-shirts, generally found in cases of beer or given away at nascar events. Actually let's broaden the category to those who wear beer logo t-shirts and sport team shirts with their idols on them. Look guys, clothes are fashion, not billboards. You want to wear clothing that says who you are...oh wait these shirts do say that, they say you're a fucking moron, and you're cheap! Look, I can understand the mistaken idea that wearing the team jersey the day of the game will help them win; you guys are simple minded and primitive and if we hadn't explained how the solar system works you would probably sacrifice something every morning to make the sun rise. But once the game is over take the fucking thing off. You are not an athlete, you don't even come close, and no matter how often your team scores you're not going to wearing a jersey with another mans name on it.

Ok, last but not least, camouflage clothing. Why? I'd say it might have something to do with a fear of terrorists but this has been going on for ages. Plus it's mostly woodland camouflage and that really doesn't work in URBAN environments anyway, so you stand out even more. Maybe you're trying to hide how fat you are, trust me it doesn't work, actually you are attracting attention. Who knows though, maybe it goes with the whole buzz cut thing and a desire to appear more manly and dangerous...well to me you seem to only be a danger to yourself. Just check out the photo below, it's a trifecta: camouflage, mullet and shitty moustache! (I think they might be at an air show which explains a lot.)

Ok, up next will be Part III: Pants...get ready