Anything you can do I can do better

In order not to be outdone by Deirdre's embarrassing moment for the day I decided to take drastic measures. This involved a comfortable reclined pose, a petry dish full of water and a lack of a lab coat. The result:

Yes, I know I should wear a lab coat.

Yes, I did hide out in my office for the remainder of the day, until my crotch was no longer evidently soaked.

Yes, this did cause me to have to wait an additional hour before going home.

Finally, no I am a not little boy who pisses his pants. I am a grown man of 29 who doesn't want to have to explain to the 50+ people at the bus stop why my crotch is so evidently soaked.